Santa & Banta Non veG jokEs

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi
beta ho gaya.

Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho
gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?

Santa: 3 mahine.

Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.

Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?

Santa: 3 mahine baad.

Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?

Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho
gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga?