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Santa and banta ;)

Picture joke

Best comedian ever :D

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o During sex. Girlfriend : Plzzz promise me, u won't break my heart! . . . Boy: Oye Pagli, itna bada thodi hai!!

During ExaM

During examz..!!
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Dost Barabar likh rha hai..!!
.
... 2nd frnd continously saying,
''Kutte kuch bta de''
.
1st frnd Reply :
"Mujhe khud ghantaa kuch aata hai..!!"
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2nd frnd Ultimate Anawer :
"Toh apne baap ko luv letter likh rha
hai?..." :p :D

During ExaM

During examz..!!
.
.
Dost Barabar likh rha hai..!!
.
... 2nd frnd continously saying,
''Kutte kuch bta de''
.
1st frnd Reply :
"Mujhe khud ghantaa kuch aata hai..!!"
.
.
2nd frnd Ultimate Anawer :
"Toh apne baap ko luv letter likh rha
hai?..." :p :D

EK STUDENT KI KAHANI :D

-: EK STUDENT KI KAHANI :-
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.
Kal raat book meri taraf dekhti
rhi,
.
Aur nind mujhe apni taraf
khichti rhi,
.
Nind ka jhoka mera man moh
gaya,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aur kal raat fir ek honhar studnt
bina padhe so gaya.. :0

Non VeG pAppu jokes

Papu: Mamma kal papa kaamwali ko sofay
per leta kar...
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Mom: Beta! Bus raat ko jab papa aayein
tu phir batana...
.
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Papa K Aatay Hee
.
Mom: Haan beta ab batao kiya hua?
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Papu: Papa kaam wali ko sofay pe leta
kar jo sharma Uncle aap k saath karte
hain... woh kar rahe thay ... Lolxxx
xD

Santa & Banta Non veG jokEs

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi
beta ho gaya.

Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho
gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?

Santa: 3 mahine.

Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.

Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?

Santa: 3 mahine baad.

Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?

Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho
gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga?

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa
use ghur raha tha!

Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?

Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!! :p :0

Faddu Ultimate Santa And banTa

Bus Accident

Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

santa banta funny joke Hindi

Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you
kaha

Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
Kya bola?

To Santa rote hue bola:

Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu
mara? XD